twenty years of riccardo |
avere vent'anni. e sentire di averne nello stesso istante sia quaranta che sedici. |
The number of inappropriate jokes made by students currently enrolled in Introductory Archaeology is “growing larger than ever,” according to Professor Archibald Rogers.
The first incident occurred in early November. Holding up a digit-sized bone during lecture, Rogers remarked to the class on its durability. “It’s extremely hard,” he noted, “and so large it doesn’t even fit into one hand.” Rogers recalls that he then heard a student cry out, “That’s what she said!” and the classroom dissolved into giggles.
advice Darwin FTW
right now, I hate my parents for not forcing me to take guitar classes, piano classes or whatever music classes I might like attending right now that I’m too old.
right now, I hate my parents for not letting me take tennis classes because according to an urban legend, since I was still growing I would’ve most certainly had serious problems with my shoulders and my back.
right now, I hate myself for spending way too much time on this fucking computer when I could’ve spent some of it in a better way.
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MA VAI A MORIRE FACCIA DI CAZZO! VAI A MORIRE! IL POTERE, LE POLTRONE E I SOLDI: QUESTE LE UNICHE STRONZATE CHE VI INTERESSANO! ANDATE A MORIRE AMMAZZATI! VI ARROGATE IL DIRITTO DI DEFINIRVI DI SINISTRA, QUANDO FATE SCHIFO COME UN LIBERALISTA IDIOTA QUALUNQUE! MUORI D’ALEMA, MUORI PERCHE’ SEI UN CANCRO, COSI’ COME LA MAGGIORANZA DELLE TESTE DI CAZZO CHE NEANCHE SI PRESENTANO IN PARLAMENTO!
VOGLIO PERSONE CHE POSSANO ANCORA FAR VEDERE LA PROPRIA FACCIA IN GIRO, NON QUESTE MERDE, CHIEDO TROPPO?
al nuovo lavoro uso questa macchina. e mi sento un gran figo XD
toscanoirriverente:juliasegal:
Ye Olde Google
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