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You: hey
You: wanna chat w/ jesus?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeah, sure.
You: well you got me
Stranger: ah, sweet. how are you jesus?
You: meh
You: i don’t know
You: i just got kicked out of my parents’ house
You: they said i need to get a real job
You: and stop pretending like i have superpowers
You: and that eventually people will know that i don’t have any
Stranger: they don’t realize a third of the world’s populaion is obsessed with you?
You: i know, right?
You: they just don’t seem to get it
Stranger: so how old are you, like, appearance wise?
You: i think i’m moving to california
You: oh you know
You: I’M BEIGE
Stranger: nah, they always make jesus look so young, wouldnt you be way old bynow?
You: yeah, the thing is
Stranger: you dont age?
You: no
You: i mean
You: i don’t how to explain it to you
You: i died
Stranger: yeah, alright.
You: and people mock me for that
You: i don’t know
You: i think i’ll have a cuppa tea
Stranger: you leaving ?
You: also, i like to think i’m british
You: but then i always get the words mixed up
Stranger: dont we all?
Stranger: haha.
You: can i ask
You: have you realised i’m drunk?
Stranger: yes. i have. haha
You: what do you really think about the conversation we just had?
You: has it made you a better person?
Stranger: well, probably not, but it took my mind off other stuff.
Stranger: and i people pretending to be a religious figure is pretty funny.
You: i’m not pretending
You: now i’m telling the pope you think that is funny
You: and he’ll tell santa not to bring you anything this christmas
You: and santa will say: “okay, pope, c u 2nite”
Stranger: i’m not religious. but i’m not saying you’re not real.
You: and the pope will say “hey! i’m the pope! let’s dance!”
You: and then i will start dancing the macarena
You: i taught him the macarena
Stranger: did you?
You: yes
You: we had some nice times together
You: me and the pope
Sep 26th